Some of my favorite things are:
Legend of zelda
And Super Mario Bros.
My favorite author is R.L. Stein
He wrote one of my favorite book series "Goosebumps"
some cool blogs are
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-71114 is to be contained in the main ballroom of a large building labeled as The ████████ Hotel in the city of ███████, IL. The Hotel Staff is to be comprised of Class C personnel, with one Class D personnel dispatched to clean the Ballroom once per week, except on the weekend of SCP-71114-1, where cleaning will not be necessary until after SCP-71114-1 concludes. Rooms will be rented out as normal, and the ballroom may be accessed as normal at all times, providing a Class C personnel sweeps the area prior to check for any anomalies, and providing that the area has been cleaned by a Class D 24 hours prior.
Description: SCP-71114 is a square, inflatable swimming pool, dark blue in color, that appears to be designed for children (although the events of SCP-71114-1 seem to contradict that assertion). When it manifests, it is filled with moderately sized hollow plastic spheres, with assorted colors of red, green, yellow, orange, blue, and purple, manifesting in random amounts. These spheres may fall out of the pool, but never seem to roll more than 5 feet away from it, and cannot be removed from that vicinity by force. SCP-71114 is normally not visible except during SCP-71114-1, through unknown means.
SCP-71114-1 occurs on the second week of June each year. SCP-71114-1 appears to be a spontaneous memetic phenomena, manifesting when one individual, usually a young adult, having the idea of creating a convention for whichever blogging website is most popular among young adults at the time (currently █████.com). The convention is scheduled at The ████████ Hotel. While the convention will often be underwhelming to those not present, the subtle psychic abilities of SCP-71114 will cause the attendees to have a euphoric experience when within it’s vicinity. While oftentimes celebrity appearances are scheduled for SCP-71114-1, the Foundation will make contact and ensure that they do not arrive, ensuring that no high profile targets fall victim and thus cast light on the Foundation’s operations at the facility.
The psychic properties of SCP-71114 seems to also affect whoever is acting as staff for The ████████ Hotel at the time, forcing the staff to demand a certain value in currency (currently measured between 17,000 and 20,000 USD) from the attendees at the convention. Once the amount is obtained (attendees always seem to be in possession of the cash necessary), SCP-71114 begins feeding.
When humans aged sixteen to twenty-six are exposed to SCP-71114 in excess of one hour, it will begin breaking down and digesting the bodies of its occupants. This will not alarm the victim nor those observing (in fact, the sight seems to encourage more subjects to expose themselves to SCP-71114 at a faster rate). If SCP-71114 is not fed at least once every hour during SCP-71114-1 (and every 24 hours for the rest of the year), SCP-71114 will begin excreting a fluid tested to be equivalent to human urine.
SCP-71114-1 will last three days, and afterwords all surviving attendees will exit the premises. Class A Amnesiacs will be administered to all family members and close friends of the victims, and hypnotherapy will be used to mask all memory of the individual. SCP-71114 will then once again become undetectable, although it will continue excreting the urine-like liquid until its next feeding during the next instance of SCP-71114-1.
If SCP-71114 is kept from feeding, an XK Class End-of-the-World scenario is suspected to occur.
Request to 05 to begin testing on methods of destroying SCP-71114 sent. REQUEST DENIED